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WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
yes.
My life
No one ever brings up the fact that James thinks that Pokeballs are a kind of Pokemon.
Fucking Business classes
She wears short skirts
I wear trench coats,
She’s cheer captain
and I AM THE ONE YOU GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PEREDITION
-OMFGASDFGHJKL;DEAD-
but guys. it really exists.
GUYS
what
is
going
on
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Grooms seeing their brides for the first time on their wedding day.
this. every single time.
Crying
This is officially my favorite post ever
I can’t even right now
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“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
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Sometimes I wish I didn’t have to not buy something just because I have something else that serves a similar function.
Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce “It’s Todd now… Sweeney Todd.”
“And he will have his beverage.”
YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~
SWEENEY’S…WAITING…
I WANT…A MOCHA
Oh my god, I’m dying.
AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE
“Here’s your latte, sir.”
“AT LAST! MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!”
brb dying
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My feelings.
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